Don't be hatin'.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Top 5 Reasons Ford Sucks
I used to be a huge Ford fan, but anymore I wouldn't buy a single vehicle they build. Here are the top 5 reasons why they suck:
1. The Focus- Wow an economy car that gets mediocre fuel mileage, Ford knows how to find their own little niche don't they. Features an annoying turn signal noise maker in case you're too stupid to realize you turned them on. No better than the Escort despite the price increase.
2. Mercury- The second brand out there to cater to women, the other being Jeep. Nothing more than more expensive lousier Fords.
3. Lincoln- Another lousy marque. Can't even remotely compete with Cadillac or any of the european luxury brands. Take this pony out behind the barn and shoot it.
4. The Ranger- Formally a half-way decent truck. Today they are far behind the midsize trucks produced by all of Fords rivals. Time for a replacement.
5. The Mustang- I admit they are pretty cool and do look neat (at least with only two headlights). But the Mustang took way too long to catch up to the performance level of the last generation F-body. I'm sure the new Challenger and Camaro will beat the daylights out of the Mustang a few years from now.
So theres my thoughts. Theres more reasons Ford sucks, I'll get back to them later.
